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6About Saints Row: The Third
Years after taking Stilwater for their own, the Third Street Saints have evolved from street gang to household brand name, with Saints sneakers, Saints energy drinks and Johnny Gat bobble head dolls all available at a store near you. The Saints are kings of Stilwater, but their celebrity status has not gone unnoticed. The Syndicate, a legendary criminal fraternity with pawns in play all over the globe, has turned its eye on the Saints and demands tribute. Refusing to kneel to the Syndicate, you take the fight to Steelport, a once-proud metropolis reduced to a struggling city of sin under Syndicate control. Take a tank skydiving, call in a satellite-targeted airstrike on a Mexican wrestling gang, and defend yourself against a highly-trained military force using only a sex toy in the most out- landish gameplay scenarios ever seen, igniting a city-wide war that will set Steelport on fire. Strap it on.
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When my Son was like 8 I bought this game because it looked like a cartoon version of Grand Theft Auto
When my Son was like 8 I bought this game because it looked like a cartoon version of Grand Theft Auto. I spent months letting him play it here and there. Then I saw him beat a stripper to death with a giant dildo. I mean, whatever. The damage is done. He might as well keep playing.
- Graphics4.0
- Gameplay4.0
- Story4.5
- Value4.0
Great game
Great game. There's some over-the-top action scenes, some absurd humor, but really nothing game breaking. Want a piece of advice ? The coop mode will make it even better ! If you want some fun, alone or with a friend, this game is for you! You just have to know, this sequel is not as serious as the previous game, but again, Saints Row is not really about being serious. In my opinion, I think Saints Row The Third is better than Saints Row IV.
- Graphics4.0
- Gameplay4.5
- Story4.0
- Value4.0
What you need to know about Saints Row The Third:
What you need to know about Saints Row The Third: Pros: + An open world GTA-esque game with a lot of upgrade options, including player survivability and weaponries + Great sense of progression + In-game characters are loaded with personality and quickly get attached to them (except Angel; Angel is boring af) + Large range of arsenals, ranging from ridiculous impractical ♥♥♥♥ (giant purple dildo sword) to ridiculous practical ♥♥♥♥ molluscs launcher FTW + Quite amazingly detailed character customisation I came for the boob slider, end up staying for the story and gameplay + SUPER COMICAL AND (un)ETHICAL + You can do ♥♥♥♥ together with your partner in crime (Multiplayer) + Is not as shallow as I expected Cons: - Fairly short gameplay (by 25 hours, I managed to get '100%' progress, although it's not a true 100% completion since I still have some side tasks on saints notebook left not done) - Gets pretty grindy, especially if you are a completionist - AI friend is dumb as a rock - Glitchy in-game physics and collision (especially fence) - Graphic is pretty meh - DLC contents unlock fairly early and can be pretty cheesy A pretty solid game; with the massive sale on the base game + DLC bundle, I highly recommend you to pick it up Edit: Spelling
- Graphics4.0
- Gameplay4.5
- Story4.0
- Value4.5
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