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We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!. . . Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!. . . Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?. . . Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.. . . Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!. . . .
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Okay, SOMEONE had a lot of fun translating this game to english
Okay, SOMEONE had a lot of fun translating this game to english. Seriously. It's like I'm reading translation from Deadpool if he had a localization job. Gameplay-wise, its just standard Survivors gameplay but with a catch: you have unlimited rerolls as long as you have gold. You only have a fixed amount of slots to fill in with abilities, buffs, or random ♥♥♥♥ that they decided to put in because why not. So, if you're aiming for a build, about 60% of the gameplay is just you praying and rerolling stuff again and again until you can get that exact thing that you wanted. Good luck and may lady luck washes your back. The artstyle is... simply said: if you take Don't Starve but then made it in China. Yeah. I like it. Also, the amount of puns/easter eggs/obscure internet memes they have is worth the price of this game. I am done. I salute you, random english translator.
- Graphics4.5
- Gameplay4.5
- Story4.0
- Value4.0
Frustrating more than fun
It's innovative and fun, but there are some issues that makes it more frustrating to play so I can't recommend it unless these issues are fixed. 1. The RNG is too strong. In order to upgrade, every slot is just a gotcha machine. You spend gold to refresh what you can get... it's not bad if the options are limited. But no, there are too many options, making trying to roll the one you want very difficult. 2. There's no Combo-book like VS or any way to check the combos you discovered. Yes, even if you somehow experimented and found the combos that work, you better memorize them all because the game never tells you anything. 3. Sometimes you keep rerolling the same 10-15 powers instead of all the powers (like 30-40). This makes it very painful because you spent like 100 gold rerolling them only to find the game refuse to give you anything else other than the ones you don't want/need. The Devs NEED TO look into the RNG mechanism since this is their main mechanic. 4. Either you over-power the mobs, or they over-power you, there is no in-between, especially on higher difficulty. 5. The dmg tick way too fast for our characters. You try to get through a few mobs in front of you to grab the money? There goes your entire shield and half your health! Maybe give us like a 0.1 sec i-frame after getting hit? Normally for games like this I'd check back and update my comment/recommendation... but for this game I'm not sure if I'll play it again because playing it feels more like gambling than actually playing a game.
- Graphics2.5
- Gameplay2.5
- Story2.5
- Value2.0
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